Finding out LaDanian Tomlinson is injured again is a lot like getting your appendix removed. Well, not really but they both suck. The fantasy wrap-up is a few days late this week due to me being listed as “questionable” on the injury report. Not that you care this late anyways, but I went 2-1 in week two with the Bernards and Pitino’s Abortion reigning victorious. Carmel Sundae fell victim to easily the biggest stud of the week, Chris Johnson, who score 54 points against me. That has to be some sort of fantasy record. Please confirm, I know you stat nerds are out there.
Frank Gore also had a monster day for the surprise 49ers. Major disappointing performances from Tom Brady and several other top pick running backs. The Jets look to be the hot team right now, but they’ll face two more tests with the Titans and Saints up next. Speaking of the gold and black, start every offensive player on their roster if you have them. They have decided they’re just going to out-score teams this year. Who needs defense when you have Drew Brees.
Again, my apologies. Not that the three of you are big fantasy players anyway. Week three, LET’S DO THIS.