I have one athletic goal left in life. I want to be on the bench during an NBA game when someone on my team absolutely posterizes an opponent with a monster dunk. I want to jump out of my seat, scream, strike a pose, then attempt to hold all of my teammates back from storming the court in appreciation. Just look at the video below of Harrison Barnes embarrassing some Euro dude on the Timberwolves. A great pass from the post off an aggressive cut, huge elevation and diesel power finish. Barnes knows he’s the man, but the bench needs to let him know how sick a facial he just delivered. The Warriors are terrible and who cares if they won or lost the game–that moment will be talked about and replayed all season. There can be no purer joy in sports, nay the world.